I'm Jewish, But I'm Totally Not.

I Mean, I Talk About Being Jewish A Lot. It's Funny Because I Do Think Of Myself As Jewish Ethnically, But I'm Not Religious At All. I Have No Religion.

I Dress Normal Because I Want People To Treat Me Regular. And Their Brains Explode. It's Really Fun.

If I Have To Write By A Certain Time, I Can Pull Through, But Usually I Just Let Stuff Happen, Hanging Out With Comic Friends - Or Bringing A Basic Idea On Stage And Seeing If It Goes Anywhere.

I Have No Religion, But I Can't Escape Being Extremely Jewish Ethnically - That Is, Culturally. In Other Words, I'm Not Religious, But I Worry And I'm Neurotic. And I'm Very Good With Money.

Traditionally, I Have No Right To Talk About Race. I'm White; I Didn't Grow Up In An All-black Neighborhood. But The License I See For Myself Is I'm A Member Of The World.