I'm Jewish, But I'm Totally Not.

If My Catholic Boyfriend And I Ever Have A Kid, We'll Just Be Honest With It. We'll Say That Mommy Is One Of God's Chosen People, And Daddy Believes That Jesus Is Magic!

Anything Television Trivia I'm Good At. But When You're On Your Couch, You're Really Good At It, But When You're Standing There, It's Probably Scary.

The Worst Thing That Can Happen For People Who Don't Want Women To Be Strong Is That We Help Each Other And Become A Force.

I'm Always In Those Tabloids Where They Show Who's Badly Dressed. It's Funny, Because Each Time I'm Getting My Picture Taken, I'm Thinking, This Is A Nice Outfit.

You Know, I Think Whatever A Comic Talks About Onstage Is All They Talk About Offstage.