I'm Just A Down-to-earth Guy.

People, Y'know, They Either Love Us Or They Hate Us; There's No Middle Ground.

I Went To My Friend's House One Day, And He Had An Electric Guitar He Had Just Bought With A Tiny Little Amp. I Turned The Volume Up To 10 And I Hit One Chord, And I Said, I'm In Love.

Whenever I Start To Really Think About What I'm Playing, I May Play It Better Musically, But The Feeling Isn't There.

Every Time Paul And Gene Use My Makeup, They Have To Pay Me A Royalty Check. I Think They Changed The Makeup So They Didn't Have To Pay Me.

By The Time I'm 40, Interplanetary Travel Will Be Common. Nobody Will Want To Talk To Me At That Age, Anyway.