I'm Just A Good Catholic Boy -

To Me, Most Theatre Looks Ridiculous. I Find It Very Difficult To Do. Personally, If I Ever Try To Do Serious Stuff, I Always End Up Looking Like An Asshole, So I Might As Well Try And Do Comedy, Because I'm Good At That.

I'm An Entertainer. I Don't Go Round Saying I'm A Paragon Of Virtue, So That Is Clearly Not In The Public Interest.

I Happen To Have A Public Profile. Ditto Newspaper Editors. It's A Result Of What I Do, Not An End.

I Always Find It Easier To Portray Myself As Being Unlikeable And Idiotic; To Actually Play A Character That Is Likeable And Engages The Audience Is Far More Difficult. It's A More Subtle Kind Of Challenge.

The Important Thing Is Not To Be Defined By What Others Think Of You.