I'm Just A Good Catholic Boy -

I Like The Fact That People Come Together Who Have Shared Values, But I Don't Believe That A Man Died 2,000 Years Ago And Was Crucified On A Cross To Save Me From My Original Sin.

I Love People Who Are Openly Gay In Theatre, Because They Have License To Do What They Like, And There's A Kind Of Artistic Liberal Tolerance Thing That Goes On.

I Used To Do Stuff At College. I Could Do Voices. I Could Make Some People Laugh. I Wasn't The Class Clown, But I Knew I Had This Skill.

Two Thousand Years Ago, The Holy Family Had A Ramble From Nazareth To Bethlehem - In Much The Same Way As I'm Having A Ramble From Norwich To Swaffham. Although I'm Not Comparing Myself To Jesus - I Don't Want To Get Bogged Down In That Whole Controversy Again.

I Don't Like New Bands. I Don't Want To Be One Of Those Pathetic Old Men In Their Forties Who Knows Exactly What 18-year-olds Are Into.