I'm Kevin Nealon, And That's News To

I Think The Education System Is Great Just The Way It Is. There's Kids In My Neighborhood In Los Angeles, Seven Years Old, That Can Already Speak Fluent Spanish.

A Special Validates You As A Stand-up By Documenting Your Material.

I Don't Smoke Pot Or Cigarettes, So Inhaling Smoke As A Non-smoker - It Doesn't Matter What It Is, It's Going To Make You Lightheaded.

If People Can't Deal With Their Problems, They Numb Themselves A Little Bit.

You Don't Have To Swim Faster Than The Shark, Just Faster Than The Person You're With.