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I Was A Shy Ugly Kid Who Led A Big Fantasy Life. I Thought I Was An Angel Sent From Heaven, To Cure Polio. When Dr. Salk Did That I Was Really Pissed Off.

Men Should Be Like Kleenex, Soft, Strong And Disposable.

You've Probably Noticed Already That I'm Dressed Like A Grown-up... I Apologize To The Academy, And I Promise That I Will Never Do It Again.

Words Are Like Weapons; They Wound Sometimes.

I Would Have Gone Home To My Mother, But I'm Not That Crazy About My Mother.