I'm Like Will Rogers, I Never Met

Everything Good That Happened To Me Happened By Accident.

Bill Paley Is Not Only The Greatest Boss I Ever Had, But He's The Most Brilliant, Honest And Warm Human Being I've Ever Met. And I'll Say That To His Face - Even If It Costs Me My Job.

Hors D'oeuvre: A Ham Sandwich Cut Into Forty Pieces.

Modesty Is My Best Quality.

Gags Die, Humor Doesn't.