I'm Married - I've Caught My Limit.

Change Is Such Hard Work.

My Grandparents Invented Joylessness. They Were Not Fun. I've Already Had More Fun With My Grandchildren Than My Grandparents Ever Had With Me.

I'm A Sucker For A Free Tuxedo.

At 60, I Could Do The Same Things I Could Do At 30, If I Could Only Remember What Those Things Are.

Good News, They Found Nemo! The Bad News Is, They Found Him In One Of Wolfgang Puck's Puff Pastries.