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The Thing That Always Fascinated Me About Improv Is That It's Basically A Happy Accident That You Think You're Initiating.

The Topic Of Working Moms Is A Tap-dance Recital In A Minefield.

I'm Such A Fan Of Lily's [tomlin], For So Many Years. I Feel Like Lily Was The First Popular Mainstream Crossover Comedian Who Also Was Kind Of An Overtly Feminist Comedian.

In Washington, Officials From The National Rifle Association Met With A Group Of High School Students. There Were No Survivors.