I'm Much More Than A Pair Of

I Wanted To Retire From All That, But I Guess My Breasts Still Have A Career, And I'm Just Tagging Along With Them.

I Landed On Gay Pride And I Couldn't Believe My Eyes! Not Only Were Gay People Real - I Had Only Heard Rumours - But They Had Parades. There Were Men Covered In Glitter Bound Together With Furry Handcuffs. I Felt Like I Was In Outer Space, I Honestly Thought I Had Arrived At The Happiest Place On Earth.

I'm A Mother With Two Small Children, So I Don't Take As Much Crap As I Used To.

Stupid Internet. I Don't Know Why Everyone Is So Impressed With It.

Tattoos Are Like Stories - They're Symbolic Of The Important Moments In Your Life. Sitting Down, Talking About Where You Got Each Tattoo And What It Symbolizes, Is Really Beautiful.