I'm Never Proper Or Careful, But I

Men Lie The Most. Men Lie All The Time.

Here's What I Knew About Doing A Play: I Knew It Would Make Me A Better Actor.

Not A Harvard-type Education, Just A Not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type Education.

Nobody Ever Says, 'hey Daddy, Thanks For Knockin' Out This Rent.' 'hey Daddy, I Sure Love This Hot Water.' 'hey Daddy, It's Easy To Read With All This Light.' Nobody Give A Fk About Dads!

Men Are Only As Unfaithful As Their Options.