I'm Not A Big Believer In The

Don't You See The Rest Of The Country Looks Upon New York Like We're Left-wing, Communist, Jewish, Homosexual Pornographers? I Think Of Us That Way Sometimes And I Live Here.

Those Who Can't Do, Teach. And Those Who Can't Teach, Teach Gym.

Figures Tell Us There Are Already More People On Earth Than We Need To Move Even The Heaviest Piano.

I Don't Mind Dying... As Long As I Don't Have To Be There When It Happens.

You Know What My Philosophy Of Life Is? That It’s Important To Have Some Laughs, But You Got To Suffer A Little Too, Because Otherwise You Miss The Whole Point To Life.