I'm Not A Big Disco Guy.

You Don't Need Fancy Sneakers To Run Fast

If People Have To Tell You How Successful They Are, They Really Aren't That Successful.

Some Of My Best Friends Are Gay Guys, And They Said, "you're So Straight, We're Not Interested."

Do You Really Want To Know Why I'm Doing All This Goodwill, And Why I'm An Ambassador For Habitat For Humanity And Why I Gave A Million To [relief Efforts For Hurricane] Katrina? It's Because I Feel Guilty About The Huge Hole In The Ozone Layer My Haircuts Created. It's My Responsibility To Right The Wrongs Of The Eighties.

Elton John Said To Me, "i Have All The Negatives."