I'm Not A Cheater. I've Never Cheated

I'm Not Gay, And I'm Not A Superhero.

I've Always Been A Fan Of Advertising, I've Always Been A Fan Of Television, I've Loved Commercials, I've Loved All The Jingles, I Loved All The Stuff

Losing Both Parents At A Young Age Gave Me A Sense That You Can't Really Control Life - So You'd Better Live It While It's Here. I Stopped Believing In A Storybook Existence A Long Time Ago. All You Can Do Is Push In A Direction And See What Comes Of It.

Would You Want People Walking Up To You And Pointing At Your D--k? I Can't Believe I'm Still Talking About This. But I've Worn Underwear Every Day Of My Life And The Fact That I'm Painted As This Exhibitionist Is A Little Annoying. It's Become A Meme, I Guess. Being Someone Who People Want To Photograph, You Have To Open Yourself Up To The Positive And Negative. It Is What It Is. If I Get Mad At It I'll Look Like A Douchebag. But It's Silly.

I Have A Lady, She's A Great Lady. I Love Her A Lot, She Loves Me. We're On The Same Page. Whenever That Day Happens When We're Not On The Same Page We'll Move Forward With It. We're Interested In Having Our Lives Be Our Lives Right Now And Not A Third Person's Vis-a-vis Marriage And Whatever That Means.