I'm Not A Fan Of The Facts.

Give A Man A Suicide Bomb, He Blows Up Once. Teach A Man To Suicide Bomb, He Also Blows Up Once.

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In 1986, Our Commencement Speaker Was George Schultz, Secretary Of State, Fourth In Line To The President. You Get Me-basic Cable's Second Most Popular Fake Newsman. At This Rate, The Class Of 2021 Will Be Addressed By A Zoo Parrot In A Mortar-board That Has Been Trained To Say "congratulations.

Contrary To What People May Say, There's No Upper Limit To Stupidity.

If The Eyes Are The Window To The Soul, Then Why Does It Hurt When I Spray Them With Windex?