I'm Not A Housewife In Any Way.

I've Got Some Great Guy Friends. They Can Start Out As Crushes. But When You Realize Something Isn't Going To Happen, You Make A Choice Whether Or Not The Friendship Is Worth It. And It Usually Is. Then You Can Laugh About The Fact That You Used To Have A Crush On Him Or He Had One On You.

Things That Are Really Offensive Make Me Laugh Because I Like Things That Push The Envelope, Go Out On A Limb, And Are Bold.

I Think I Look Very Healthy. You've Already Seen What I've Eaten, So I Couldn't Be Anorexic, And I Wouldn't Throw Up If You Paid Me $1,000, So I'm Not Bulimic. Okay, For $1,000 I Would Stick My Finger Down My Throat, But Throwing Up Is The Worst Thing In The World.

It's So Easy To Grow Apart; Marriage Takes Work.

Oh, I Do Get Lonely, Yes.