I'm Not A Lawmaker, But I Was

I've Often Liked A Girl, Made Her Laugh, And Thought She Liked Me, And Then Found Out That She Didn't Like Me That Way. I've Definitely Done Time In The Friend Zone.

Yes" Actually Means "no" 100% Of The Time, When The Question Is "can I Give You Some Advice?

A Sports Bar Is A Way To Take A Bar And Fill It With Even More Annoying People Than Usual.

It Seems That Man's Greatest Natural Enemy Is The Target.

I Was Stuck In Traffic And I Looked In The Mirror And In The Car Behind Me There Was A Couple Having A Horrible Argument And Right Below Their Image It Said "objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I Just Thought, Man I Hope So Because She Was Pretty Mad.