I'm Not A Lesbian! I Hate Men

I'd Like To Begin By Thanking The Members Of The Hollywood Foreign Press For This Golden Globe.

Anybody Who Is An Ambitious Politician Would Never Ever Aspire To A Vice Presidency. And Yet, People Find Themselves In That Position, And So, Therein Lies The Rub.

And Seinfeld Is So Quick: We Crank Out One Show A Week, And The Hours Are Very Reasonable

It's Much More Acceptable For Men To Work And Father Kids. There's An Inherent Inequality, Because We Want To Do It All, And I Don't Know How We Can Do This All.

The Fact Of The Matter Is That Everybody Treats Me Pretty Much As One Of The Boys, Which I Take As A Great Compliment