I'm Not A Member Of An Organized

A Remark Generally Hurts In Proportion To Its Truth.

Parades Should Be Classed As A Nuisance And Participants Should Be Subject To A Term In Prison. They Stop More Work, Inconvenience More People, Stop More Traffic, Cause More Accidents, Entail More Expense, And Commit And Cause I Don't Remember The Other Hundred Misdemeanors.

You Could Be The World's Greatest Orator And If You Don't Say Anything While Orating, They Are Going To Walk Out On You After A While.

The Trouble With Practical Jokes Is That Very Often They Get Elected.

If You Ever Injected Truth Into Politics You Would Have No Politics.