I`m Not A Morning Person.

The Federal Government Has Never Been Known For Its Sense Of Humor.

When You Apologize, Try Not To Smile At The Same Time. It Ruins The Effect

That Kiss Was Really Nice You Know Before You...bit Me, But It Was Still Nice.

It Would Be Nice If You’d Stop Almost Killing Me Because You Don’t Want To Screw Other Peo­ple.

Assuming The Worst Was Always Safer. And Usually Truer.