I'm Not A Musician - I'm A

I Knew It Was Time To Get Off Of Reality Tv When Someone Asked Me If I Sang As Well As Acted.

I Can Honestly Say, All The Bad Things That Ever Happened To Me Were Directly, Directly Attributed To Drugs And Alcohol. I Mean, I Would Never Urinate At The Alamo At Nine O'clock In The Morning Dressed In A Woman's Evening Dress Sober.

I Think War Is Just Part Of Human Nature. And I’m Fascinated By Human Nature – Especially The Dark Side. I Always Have Been. It Doesn’t Make Me A Devil Worshipper, No More Than Being Interested In Hitler Makes Me A Nazi. I Mean, If I’m A Nazi, How Come I Married A Woman Who’s Half Jewish?

When I Heard The Beatles, I Thought Thats It. That's What I Want To Be. I Want To Be A Beatle.

I Cannot Turn Down This Incredible Honor Twice.