I'm Not A Political Comedian. That's Just

Most People Are Dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some Other Guys. But Mostly Those Two.

Give A Man A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day. Teach A Man To Fish And You Feed Him For A Lifetime. Leave The Dude Alone And He'll Figure It Out.

I've Always Loved Boxing. It's Something I've Always Been Extremely Excited About.

To Me, It's Very Exhilarating When Somebody Else Does A Great Thing, And It's Not Me.

The Only Pitch I Have To Movie People Is The Same As This One: Just Give Me $8 Million. I'm Not Telling You What It's About And I'm Not Telling You Who's In It.