I'm Not A Role Model.

If You Can't Slam With The Best, Then Jam With The Rest.

White Folks Are Not Going To Come To See A Bunch Of Guys With Tattoos, With Cornrows. I'm Sorry, But Anyone Who Thinks Different, They're Stupid.

Curling Is Not A Sport. I Called My Grandmother And Told Her She Could Win A Gold Medal Because They Have Dusting In The Olympics Now.

Every Time I Hear The Word Conservative It Makes Me Sick To My Stomach.

I'm Afraid Of The Skeletons In My Closet. I've Got A Whole Cemetery Full Of Them.