I'm Not A Snob. Ask Anybody-well, Anybody

People Wonder Why I Go Out With Models With Nothing Between Their Heads

I Think Repeating Yourself Is A Sign Of Old Age, Telling The Same Joke Again And Again. Especially If They're Jokes That Don't Make People Laugh

It Worried Me When Britney Snogged Madonna. It Looked A Bit Fake. It Screamed 'we're In This For The Money'.

You Can Set Unachievable Goals, And You Can End Up Missing Out On Your Life Because, In Some Ways, Ambition Is Kind Of Living In The Future.

There's No Question That A Vinyl Record Is A Lot Nicer Than A Cd. It's Nicer To Hold In Your Hands, You Can Do More With It.