I'm Not A Vegetarian But I Want

You Have To Be Very Careful To View Yourself With A Somewhat Skeptical Eye And To Remember That You're Not Here Taking Down Everything I'm Saying Because You Think I'm Such A Marvelous Fellow But Because Your Editors Say Go Get 1,200 Words Or Whatever On Chuck Heston.

I Believe That In Your Heart You Already Know Something Is Profoundly Wrong. When Bartenders Are Responsible For Drunk Drivers' Acts, And Gunmakers Are Responsible For Criminals' Acts, And Nobody Is Responsible For O. J. Simpson's Acts, Something Is Wrong.

I Have Played Some Of The Great Men In History And I Believe In The Great Man Who Does Heroic Deeds, Even In These Egalitarian Times.

I Think There Are Probably More Closet Conservatives In Hollywood Than There Are Closet Homosexuals.

Clergymen Tend To Be Unreliable And Pompous Figures. Seldom Jewish Rabbis, Less Often Catholic Priests, But Protestant Ministers Tend To Be... Not Really Very Admirable. Not Necessarily Evil, But Silly. And Wrong, Of Course.