I'm Not Afraid Of Anything.

When I'm Laid In My Coffin, I Want You To Put A Picture Of My Grandchild To The Right Of Me And And A Picture Of My Daughter To My Left. That Way They Will Be Buried With Me.

I Had To Wait 110 Years To Become Famous. I Wanted To Enjoy It As Long As Possible.

I Wait For Death And Journalists.

Not Having Children Is One Less Worry. Children Are A Worry!

I Think I Will Die Laughing.