I'm Not Bored With My Life. I'm

Well, As I Was Saying... Everyone's So Nice To Me, Usually.

I Went To A Mixed School And I Can't Remember Being Bullied At School, Ever. I Was Quite Large, In Those Days. Usually, If You're Going To Be A Bully, You'll Pick On Someone Who Is Small. I Didn't Bully Anybody, And I Don't Remember Being Bullied.

I Heard Little Richard And Jerry Lee Lewis, And That Was It. I Didn't Ever Want To Be Anything Else. I Just Started Banging Away And Semi-studied Classical Music At The Royal Academy Of Music But Sort Of Half-heartedly.

I Love To Work. It Fascinates Me. And I Love Seeing Who's Coming Up, Who's Got The Charisma To Last, Who's Got The Intelligence To Move On To Other Things. I'm So Glad Now That I'm Stuck Behind The Piano, Because When You're Getting Older It's Very Hard To Waddle Around The Stage.

Ever Since I Had That Interview In Which I Said I Was Bisexual It Seems Twice As Many People Wave At Me In The Streets.