I'm Not Gay, And I'm Not A

I Don't Get All This Speedo Stuff Actually, I Mean, Whatever Happened To The Feather Boa?

I Would Rather Have A Cup Of Tea Than Sex.

For Me, I've Gotten Better At That Since I've Gotten Older. I Never Was Good At That When I Was Younger.

Sex Has Never Been An Obsession With Me. It's Just Like Eating A Bag Of Crisps. Quite Nice, But Nothing Marvellous.

You Find Out So Many Interesting Things When You're Not On Drugs.