I'm Not Gay, So I Don't Know

The Vanity Of Being Asked Advice Often Makes Us Confirm The Opinion Of Those That Consult Us.

A Great Cause Of Evil In The World Is That Men Seldom Think Themselves Criminal If They Offer The Same Injustice To Others That Has Been Successfully Practiced On Themselves.

I've Been In Theaters. Like Brian Regan, Who I Love - Loved Him So Much More When He Did The Improvs. And Then In A Big Theater - Nobody's That Good.

I Started On 'saturday Night Live' The Same Time Conan Started On 'late Night.' We Just Had A Relationship Because I Would Be Upstairs In The Studio And Whenever He Couldn't Get A Guest - Which Was Often Back Then Since He Was Just Starting Out - He Would Just Call Me Down To Be A Guest.

The Joy A Person Is Usually Seen To Express At The Conversion Of Another To His Opinion Is Seldom More Than The Impulse Of Egotistical Satisfaction At Being Considered Worthy Of Didactic Imitation.