I'm Not Good At Accepting Help.

Boys Wear Their Hearts On Their Sleeves. Even When They're Trying To Pull One Over On You They're So Transparent. Like Men.

In Reality, Most Women 'choose' Abortion Because They Believe They Have No Other Choice.

I Just Don't Know A Couple That's Been Married More Than Three Years That Doesn't Annoy The Heck Out Of Each Other Every 15 Minutes.

Frankly, Most Of My Friends Hold Very Different Political Beliefs. It's Just A Funny Thing In This Country That Supposedly You Can't Sit Down And Have Dinner And Enjoy Another Person's Company If You Don't Have The Same Beliefs. It's Ridiculous.

I've Learned To Look Like I'm Listening To Long Confusing Plots Of Cartoons And Comic Books When I'm Actually Sound Asleep Or Making Grocery Shopping Lists In My Head.