I’m Not, Like, That Smart.

I Don't Think There's Ever Been Anyone Like Me That's Lasted. And I'm Going To Keep On Lasting.

At Parties, Everyone Always Thinks I'm Drinking, But Actually I Rarely Drink. I Live On Energy Drinks, Basically. I Love Vitamin Water.

When You're In The Public Eye, It's Wrong To Cheat On Someone, Unless You're Very Careful. If You're Normal And No One's Going To Know, Then Do It.

I'm Blonde And Tanned And Normal-sized! I'm Sweet, Shy, Funny, Have A Big Heart And I'm Nice - And I Like To Eat.

All It Takes Is One Drink To Mess With The Way You Drive - It Clouds Your Judgment And Slows Your Reflexes. Don't Take Any Chances. It Just Isn't Worth It.