I'm Not Quite As Anonymous As I

Do Not Degrade Me In The Military Uniform I Wear For It Represents The Love I Have For My Country, And The Sacrifices Myself And Millions Of Other American Soldiers Make Everyday To Protect The Freedom We Enjoy By Living In The United States Of America.

Luck Always Plays A Part For Everyone, Whether They Want To Admit It Or Not. I Was Very Lucky, And I Know It.

I'm Not A Person Who Embraces Challenges. I Run From Challenges. I Break World Records Running From Challenges.

My Life Has Changed. I'm Not Walking Around Any More Wishing I Wasn't Me, Which Was The Case At One Time.

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.