I'm Not Really A Pitcher; I Just

When You Break Up, Your Whole Identity Is Shattered. It's Like Death.

I Guess I Could Say I'm An Actor, Which I Am, But That Sounds Like I'm Putting Down Being A Movie Star, Which, Let's Face It, Is What I've Become To Many People. For Myself, I'm A Guy Who Was Very Insecure From About Age 14 Until The Day I Hit My 30th Birthday.

Going To The Golf Course Every Day For Work? That's A Good Job.

As I Grow Older, I Put All Life's Bulls**t Aside. I Think The Process Of The Laying Off Of The Bulls**t Starts Around 40. Before That, Most Men Have Their Heads Stuck In Their Ass. After 40, You See Things Differently. You've Found Yourself. You're Accepting Yourself And What You Got From Life.

I Really Want To See The Cubs In The World Series. I Really Do.