I'm Not Really An Impersonator.

You Feel Completely In Control When You Hear A Wave Of Laughter Coming Back At You That You Have Caused.

Show Business Is Like Riding A Bicycle - When You Fall Off, The Best Thing To Do Is Get Up, Brush Yourself Off And Get Back On Again.

Motherhood . . . Is An Act Of Infinite Optimism.

Adopted Kids Are Such A Pain - You Have To Teach Them How To Look Like You.

Some Stories Don't Have A Clear Beginning, Middle And End.