I'm Not Russell Crowe. I'm Not Going

The Kind Of Poetry I Write, Lyric Poetry, I Think Is Really Concerned With Intimacy, With Mystery. That Needn't Be Religious Mystery, There Are Mysteries To Do With Everyday Life.

At The End Of The Day, Women Are A Distraction. Whether You Realize It Or Not.

Everybody Wants To Be Famous, But Nobody Wants To Put The Work In!!

My Kids Are The Funniest Two Human Beings There Are.

The Second Time Around I'll Understand That, As A Husband, My Wife Doesn't Care About My Opinions. I Just Need To Tell Her The Things That Will Continue To Help Me Stack The Brownie Points.