I'm Not Saying I Hate Jews, I'm

I Wouldn't Call Myself A Modern Shakespeare, But Shakespeare Was Probably To His Generation What I Am To Mine.

At First, I Didn't Really Care If Global Warming Existed. But Then I Realized It Means That Less Bums Would Freeze To Death In The Winter

It's Funny When I Read The Tabloids And They're Reporting On Only A Fraction Of The Life I'm Leading.

My Co-stars Aren't Bad Actors, But They're No Zach Braff.

Eight Gold Medals? If I Wanted I Could Make A Movie About Me Winning Nine Gold Medals. Now That's Real Power.