I'm Not The Guy With The Enormous

Why Anyone, By Dying, Should Thereby Be Declared Beyond Criticism, Innocent Of Wrongdoing, Suddenly Filled With Virtue And Above Reproach Escapes Me.

Once I Left Out What I Then Considered My Best Line Because There Was A Suspected Column Rat In The House.

I'm Not Freakishly Short. I Had, On My Show, Used Shortness As A Joke Subject; It Didn't Really Bother Me.

It Takes A Certain Amount Of Guts To Go To Your Class Reunions.

I Feel Sorry For The Poor Kids Whose Parents Feel They're Qualified To Teach Them At Home. Of Course, Some Parents Are Smarter Than Some Teachers, But In The Main I See Home-schooling As Misguided Foolishness.