I'm Not Wearing A Golden Sombrero.

Sometimes The Right Choice Seems Great At The Moment, But Then Suddenly It's As If Somebody Detonated A Suicide Bomb.

I Am On A Drug. It's Called Charlie Sheen.

Dad Kept Us Out Of School, But School Comes And Goes. Family Is Forever.

I Have A 10,000-year-old Brain And The Boogers Of A 7-year-old. That's How I Describe Myself.

Look What I’m Dealing With, Man, I’m Dealing With Fools And Trolls.