I'm Offended Every Time I See George

I've Discreetly Dated A Lot Of People - I Once Dated A Billionaire, Mostly Because It Was Fun To Say, "i'm Dating A Billionaire," But We Did Not Have The Same Taste In Music, And It Was Doomed.

I Am Just The Classic Person Who Wants To Learn Stuff. I Want Good Tutors, And With Kurt I Had The Best.

How Does Macy Gray Or Kid Rock Not Win Over Christina Aguilera?

I Might Lie A Lot But Never In My Lyrics.

When I See 16 Year-olds Waiting For Me, I Just Want To Spank Them And Give Them Guitars And Tell Them To Start Bands. It's A Bummer That Girls Have To Respond To Rock Artists Sexually Instead Of, Like, 'wow, Me Too!'.