I'm On A Strict Running Program. I

I Played A Security Guard, And I Think It Was In The State Department. This Was My First Acting Role, Really, And I Remember Rehearsing It On The Couch With My Girlfriend At The Time. I Had A Real Problem With Saying The Word "incendiary." Most Of My Rehearsal Was Spent On Pronouncing The Word "incendiary."

I Tried To Read The Bible, I Did, But It Always Felt Like A Much Less Awesome Lord Of The Rings.

As A Comedian, You're Kind Of Like A Blues Musician; You Have To Live A Little Bit.

A Whole Generation Of People That Didn't Know Me From 'snl' Recognize Me From 'weeds' Now. People Recognize Me Once In A While And Appreciate The Work. It Gets A Little Embarrassing But It's Good. If You Work As An Accountant, You Don't Have People Coming Up To You In The Streets Saying, 'hey, Great Job On Tax Statements!'

Every Homeless Puppy And Kitten Was Born To Parents Who Weren't Spayed Or Neutered. I'm Proud To Support Peta's Work To Prevent Animal Homelessness.