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Any Time You Do An Adam Sandler Film, It's Kind Of Like A Boys' Club, Because You're Hanging Out And There Are Guitars Around, And Basketballs And Footballs And Electric Bikes And Scooters And Different People Dropping By.

When I Was Very Young, I Didn't Really Write My Own Material. I Just Memorized Other Peoples' Jokes. Established Comics, Like Stanley Myron Handelman And People Like That. And Then, For Every Comic, You Develop Your Own Style After A While.

A Novel Is Too Much Of A Commitment. I Tend To Peruse Twitter - I Check To See If I Had Any Mentions And Read The Latest Messages.

I Grew Up Watching Stand-ups And Thought It Was So Entertaining And Unique - You Didn’t See That As A Job Description Anywhere.

Me And Conan O'brien And Robert Smigel And Dana Carvey Wrote A Script Called 'hans And Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' And It Was Going To Be Co-produced With Arnold Schwarzenegger, And He Was Going To Co-star In It. We Had A Deal With Sony, We Got Paid To Write It, And It Was A Musical, But It Never Got Made Because...i Think Arnold Kind Of Backed Out At The Last Minute Because He Was Getting Cold Feet Because ;the Last Action Hero' Had Come Out, Where He Was Parodying Himself. But It Was A Really Funny Script, And I Wish It Could've Seen The Light, Because I Think It Would've Done Really Well.