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I'm From Connecticut, And We Don't Have Any Dialects. Well, I Don't Think We Have Any Dialects, And Yeah, It's Very Complex. That Rhode Island/massachusetts New England Region Is Arguably The Hardest Dialect To Nail.

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The Two Symbols Of The Republican Party: An Elephant And A Big Fat White Guy Who's Threatened By Change.