I'm Perfect. We're All Perfect.

I've Had Chapters In My Work Life That Have Kind Of Coincided With The Place I Am In Mine. I Had The Best-friend Phase, And The Pregnant-woman Phase - For A While, I Was Pregnant In Every Movie.

A Lot Of Actors Are Like, 'why Do I Do This? My Character Wouldn't Do This? This Doesn't Make Sense.' And In A Comedy, You Kind Of Just Need To Walk Into The Door.

I Have Two Kids, And When My Oldest Was First Born, It Was The Most Vulnerable Feeling In The World. I Remember Taking Him To His First Doctor's Appointment, And On The Sheet, It Said "mother," And I Put My Mom's Name. I Was Like, "oh, Right, I ... I'm The Mother!" You Just Feel So Vulnerable.

There Was Something About The Cleveland Play House That Was The Holiest Place - You Know, With The Ghost Light On The Stage And The Brick. It Was Just The Most Beautiful Theater In The World.

The Brazilian Bikini Wax Is Torture. To Show A Little Appreciation, You Could Trim Your Nose Hair. And Your Nut Sack.