I'm Probably The Only Person Who Actually

Anyone Who Can Do The Splits And Come Back Up On The Backbeat, As James Brown And Prince Can, Has My Eternal Respect. Prince, Who Is A Genius Of The Highest Order, Can Come Back Up While Singing And Playing The Guitar.

Standing In Front Of A Fake Mountain With Fake Snow Falling And Seven Girls Dressed As Santarettes Will Stay In My Memory.

Hunger Is Almost Like Something The West Does. It's Almost Like The Direct Result Of The Way The West Performs.

The Phenomenon Of Vampires Has Always Appealed To Me. Everyone Kind Of Likes A Vampire Story Because It Almost Could Be True.

I'm A Jacket Man. And If I'm Without One, I Am Kind Of Seriously Disabled. I Don't Know How To Operate In Shirt Sleeves.