I'm Real Good With Math, With Numbers,

People Are Really Nice In The World. The Majority Of Every Single Person I Meet Is Really Nice. Some People Get Excited, And Some People Freak Out When They Accidentally Run Into Me, But Across The Board Most People Are Really Nice, So I Just Like To Treat People How They Treat Me.

People Always Expect Hulk Hogan To Be Standing Up Straight, Or To Have The Bandanna On, Or To Not Have My Arms Covered Up. If I Have An Extra Large Shirt On People Go 'oh Yeah You Look Small.' It Kind Of Ruins The Mystique.

If I Have A Problem With Someone I Talk About Them. I Don't Pick On Their Kids.

I'm Real Good With Math, With Numbers, Like My Dad Was. I'm Pretty Much Dialed In.

Whatcha Gonna Do, When Hulkamania Runs Wild On You!