I'm Really A Clean-cut Kid.

Over The Last Couple Of Years I Have Gotten An Average Of 2,000 Letters A Week From Fans.

Did You Forget? I'm A Heartless Wretch!

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

I Guess It's Nice To Have Someone To Love While You're Looking For Someone To Love.

My Family Is A Part Of My Life And Everything Is All A Mixture Of Enjoyment.