I'm Really A Clean-cut Kid.

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

I Like Tall Girls Because I Like Someone To Look Up To.

I'm So Reluctant To Do Newspaper Interviews Because It's So Misleading How They Interpret What You Say.

I'm A Married Man. If I Want Sex At This Particular Point In My Life, I Go Home For It.

The Only People Who Didn't Like It [the Monkees] Were The French, And They Don't Even Like Themselves, So What's The Point?