I'm Shameless, And I Love A Pun.

When I Was A Teenager I Would Lock Myself In The Bathroom For Hours, Bouffanting My Hair Like Patty Duke And Trying To Recreate Barbra Streisand's Flawless Eyeliner, Only To Comb It All Out And Wash It All Off Before Stepping Out Into The World A Butchish Bisexual Teen.

The Black Bubble Dress Is A Must! The Leggings Are Absolutely Amazing Too, They Fit Perfectly And Let You Breath When Still Being Super High-waisted. They Are Everything And So Easy To Pair Anything With.

For Years Now I Have Run A Kitchen-sink Punk Salon In My House, Called Salon Du Gay. In The Early Days, People Would Pay For A Riot Grrrl Bob Or A Passable Bleach Job With A Mixtape, $3 Or A Selection Of Baked Goods - Whichever They Could Afford. More Recently Though, With Gossip Doing Well, I've Performed These Punk Hair Transformations For Free.

I'm Like Cheddar: Yes, Other Cheeses Are More Ooh La La, But I'm Strong, Mature, And Oh So Delicious.

I Love Adele So Much And It's Honestly Not Because We're Both Big.