I'm Sick Of Being Known As The

Humor Has Become So Cliche And Boring That Nothing's Funny Anymore Unless It Involves Something Totally Disgusting That Offends Somebody Or Makes Them Feel Really Uncomfortable.

I Have To Be Able To Stick To Very Dedicated Times To Work On Things, Do Exactly As I Say I'm Going To Do, Show Up When I Say I'm Going To Show Up And Focus That's The Only Way I've Been Able To Pull Off Everything Last Year But I'm Hoping I'll Never Have To Do That Again, It's A Hell Of A Lot Of Work That's For Sure.

There's A Time In Your Life Where You're Not Quite Sure Where You Are. You Think Everything's Perfect, But It's Not Perfect... Then One Day You Wake Up And You Can't Quite Picture Yourself In The Situation You're In. But The Secret Is, If You Can Picture Yourself Doing Anything In Life, You Can Do It.

I've Masturbated Like 5 Times In The Last 24 Hours... It Hurts... It's Going To Fall Off.

I'll Eat A Nugget Of My Own Poop For 20 Bucks. I'll Pay You 20 Bucks And I'll Eat It.