I'm Sick Of People Saying I Hate

I Was Originally Casted To Be In The Superman Movie But I Read The Script And Realized That It Was Mysteriously Similar To My Screenplay For Zach Braff The Movie.

I Heard About The Dalai Lama, You Know And I Thought To Myself, Why Not Me?

It's All About Being A Part Of Something In The Community, Socializing With People Who Share Interests And Coming Together To Help Improve The World We Live In.

Turning Water To Wine? I Mean C'mon, That's Stupid. They Should Have Let Me Write The Bible.

I Don't Mind It If Blacks Want Equal Rights, As Long As They Mean Rights Equal To A Dog