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Phrases And Their Actual Meanings: My Teacher Has Never Liked Me. Expect A Phone Call Before Lunch From The Teacher Informing You That Your Child Has Been Launching Hot Dogs By Compressing Them Inside A Small Thermos And Then Removing The Lid Quickly.

... It's Simply Wrong To Always Order [kids] To Stop That Fighting. There Are Times When One Child Is Simply Defending His Rights And Damned Well Should Be Fighting.

Written On Her Tombstone: "i Told You I Was Sick.

It Is Not Until You Become A Mother That Your Judgment Slowly Turns To Compassion And Understanding.

It Takes An Uncommon Amount Of Guts To Put Your Dreams On The Line.