I'm So Happy, I Can Hardly Spit.

Guys Behave Like They're Naive, But They're Not Stupid. They Know What's Going On.

Some Women Are Like Elephants. I Don't Mean Size, I Mean They Never Forget.

It Doesn't Matter How We Were Raised. We Become The Person We Choose To Be.

If You Want A Weak Man, You Might As Well Marry A Woman.

When You're Around People, Act Like You Like Them.