I'm Sorry, I Just Did A Shot

I Had To Learn How To Chop Wood Actually - I Don't Think My Dad Would Have Let Me Go Chop Wood In The Backyard Growing Up.

In A Short Amount Of Time, I've Lived So Much, Had So Many Experiences And Met So Many Different Types Of People And Even Lived In So Many Countries. If I Had Been In School, I'd Be Learning About The World From Books.

I'm The Youngest In A Family Where I Didn't Have To Take Responsibility For Much.

Where Are The Robert Redfords And Paul Newmans Of My Age Group? I Love James Franco, But Where's The Next James Franco? Where Are The Hunks Who Can Act?

I Have The Street Smarts And Survival Skills Of, Like, A Poodle.